[Too busy gingerly searching for and picking out letters with a single finger one-at-a-time to look at the first reply! Until after he's sent the second.]
im not sleeping no dont drink it itll make you ill
[THREE DAYS? ARE YOU INSANE why would you even need to ask!?]
[Oh, good. He's even managed to (badly) circumvent the awkwardness of simply starting off with HEY WE ONLY TALKED ONCE BUT YOU WERE KINDA COOL, I HOPE THEY DIDN'T EAT YOU.
Before he answers Allen, though:]
...calling work better for you?
[The utter lack of punctuation and line breaks is getting pretty glaring.]
Yeah... Started with this crazy squirrel running on death and steroids. I thought it was gunning for the cereal 'til it tried eating my face.
[Cereal probably meant to go with the hypothetical milk, which he then proceeded to hypothetically freak the hell out and forget about for three hypothetical days.]
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