Bombs, cookery, fire, laundry, and general destruction. The lady attracts disaster, unfortunately. If you don't think you're up to it, or you're afraid, I can inquire elsewhere...
But I think you might be just the sort of hero she needs.
She's her own worst enemy. And, without meaning to be, everybody else's. Besides, I think it will be good for you.
[ His voice has already lost its usual teasing sing-song, but now he sounds really quite serious: ]
I think, if you find yourself responsible for somebody who is reckless and self-destructive, with no regard for their own personal safety, it may help you become a bit more careful. There's nothing quite like looking in the mirror, hm?
[He wants to protest - after all, he never destroyed part of the moon base. Never set his kitchen on fire, either!
But he can't. His own carelessness has put people in danger. It's made him a danger to others, and it's only gotten worse. It's something he's still coming to terms with himself. How does that qualify him for this job?
...Mr. Break's clearly worried about the girl, though. Concerned enough to come to somebody else. If she's really that bad, he has to do something. He hardly knows her and he can't just start stalking her, but he can at least speak to her, right?]
[ If there's one thing he has learned over the years, it's that kids don't often listen to adults. They listen to other kids, however. Letting them learn from each other might be the best course of action.
.......or they might just blow up the moon base together. ]
Bye-byyyyye~!
[ HANGING UP NOW BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, ALLEN ]
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[ YO ERRAND MONKEY ]
How're you doing? Keeping yourself busy, I trust?
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Hello, Mr. Break. I've been well, thank you. Yourself?
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[ Eye-searingly bright enthusiasm here ]
Well, never fear. I've got a lovely job for yooooou~♥
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And yet, almost resigned.]
What is it...?
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[ FROM HERSELF ]
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Who? What sort of danger?
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Bombs, cookery, fire, laundry, and general destruction. The lady attracts disaster, unfortunately. If you don't think you're up to it, or you're afraid, I can inquire elsewhere...
But I think you might be just the sort of hero she needs.
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—Laundry?
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[ He'll let that sink in for a moment, in case you know her, Allen. ]
Don't know if you happened to see her last network communication. She managed to destroy part of the moon base and also, very nearly, herself.
[ AND A COUPLE OF OTHER PEOPLE but he won't bother with those particular details. ]
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Miss Rosette.
[They've really only spoken a few times, but somehow
this isn't surprising.]
You want me to protect her... from herself? Does she know?
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[ His voice has already lost its usual teasing sing-song, but now he sounds really quite serious: ]
I think, if you find yourself responsible for somebody who is reckless and self-destructive, with no regard for their own personal safety, it may help you become a bit more careful. There's nothing quite like looking in the mirror, hm?
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But he can't. His own carelessness has put people in danger. It's made him a danger to others, and it's only gotten worse. It's something he's still coming to terms with himself. How does that qualify him for this job?
...Mr. Break's clearly worried about the girl, though. Concerned enough to come to somebody else. If she's really that bad, he has to do something. He hardly knows her and he can't just start stalking her, but he can at least speak to her, right?]
I'll see if I can help, Mr. Break.
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[ If there's one thing he has learned over the years, it's that kids don't often listen to adults. They listen to other kids, however. Letting them learn from each other might be the best course of action.
.......or they might just blow up the moon base together. ]
Bye-byyyyye~!
[ HANGING UP NOW BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, ALLEN ]