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[Nope don't worry bro. Actually thinking you're something holy requires self esteem so we're totally safe from that delusion]

[Though he sure makes a slight face on his end] Somehow, I don't think it was your fault.

Yeah...I guess that's true. [a sigh] Don't worry, I'm not going to go out and crush anyone's belief systems just because of my own feelings.

...I was offering my condolences. [Even Allen would not blame himself for your church's fuck ups.]

Mm, I don't think you should try. [Crushing belief systems would be pretty douchebaggy, probably.

Not that he thinks Kaneis would be able to with anyone outside of his own world, anyway.]

Oh, I know. But interpreting that sentence the other way annoyed me less, so I went with that.

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED- oh wait no bad] Of course not. People need to believe in something, after all.

[ROLLING HIS EYES at the first part, not that Kaneis can see.]

They do. Whether it's in God, or something more mundane.

Yeah...

[Oh god this is all too sincere, he feels awkward. he has to snark, he just HAS TO]

Like...believing you'll always find another person to cook for you somehow.

[Okay kind of weak on the snark, but it's enough so he feels like he can breath again whew]

[IT'S A NICE TRY.]

I'm not worried about that at all!

[He's got one stalking him right now, in fact.]

Really?

But what if Cheria and I get sent on a really long mission? Like a month long one.

[ confidently, ] I'll find a replacement.

Seriously? You'd just replace us that easily?! Without a hesitation?

Now that's just insulting!

You'd rather I starve? Perhaps you shouldn't go away on long missions, then!

I don't get a choice in my missions! And you could be at least like "well I'd miss you guys' cooking a lot" or something!

I'd miss your cooking a lot!

...But I'd still find a replacement.

Noooope, too late. No sweet talking now, you've made me feel horribly used.

It's nothing personal, you know!

Yes I'd imagine getting food prostitutes for yourself is nothing personal to you.

[Yep...probably being an over-dramatic shit on purpose at this point]

Edited 2013-08-18 07:04 (UTC)

[ WHAT ] Don't call them that!!

[He doesn't pay you guys.]

Huh?

Hm, yeah- I guess you don't pay us. Now what's that term again when you do that stuff for free....?

I'm going to hang up now!

[There is the sound that is something close to a laugh]

I thought that might do the trick.

[BYE.]

[That laughing like sound continues until Allen shuts off the feed]

[But it will die off once he sees that Allen did indeed hang up and the feed's cut off; instead opting to talk to himself...or the stuffed animal in his room, whatever]

Heh...he really didn't believe me.

[he gives a small little sigh at himself]

Guess I can't blame him. [he turns off his own tablet and tosses it onto his bed] I wouldn't believe in me either.

[He gives a pathetic little chuckle at himself, before getting up and going off to do well, whatever it is Kaneis does with his time.]

Edited 2013-08-18 22:28 (UTC)

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