IC Contact; Exsilium

[debtor]

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Voice;

[debtor]

That's completely insane! What are you going to do about this man-!?

Voice;

[wilder]

Yeah, tell me about it.

[you can almost hear the shrug in his voice] Well Emil seems to think he might not try anything here. But if he does, I guess I'll just have to kick his ass or something.

Voice;

[debtor]

Be careful-!

[NO DYING OR ANYTHING you might make Sophie cry.]

Voice;

[wilder]

Haha, hey! Don't worry about me! I've dealt with plenty of these nutjobs before! It'll be cake.

Voice;

[debtor]

[ a groan ] I hadn't any idea you were so popular...

Voice;

[wilder]

Heh...would you believe I'm famous?

Voice;

[debtor]

[Well, he's wondering now.]

Famous for your crystal?

Voice;

[wilder]

Sorta. The crystal's proof of my birthright.

Voice;

[debtor]

[ yer what now ]

What birthright?

Voice;

[wilder]

Well, I'm not sure Earth has the same sorta status...

But I could try to think of an equivalent if you really wanna know?

Voice;

[debtor]

Er, all right.

Voice;

[wilder]

[He makes a "nngh" as he thinks]

Oh- I know. You know that one guy in Christian religion- I think his name is Jesus Christ?

He's pretty close to it.

Voice;

[debtor]

[whaT THE

FUCK]

No, you're not.

Voice;

[wilder]

[he laughs]

Hey, sure I am! Is it that hard to believe?

Voice;

[debtor]

[HE CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING OR LEGITIMATELY DELUSIONAL OR JUST CONFUSED.]

You are not like Jesus Christ.

[Allen's a terrible Catholic but COME ON.]

Voice;

[wilder]

[Mix of truth and trolling man. A beautiful mix]

Jeez, you're heavy in the denial there- don't hurt yourself there kiddo.

I mean, do you want me to prove it somehow? I mean it's easier people think I'm a regular guy here- but if since you've been my roommate for so long and all...

Voice;

[debtor]

[He's leaning towards 'delusional.']

If you want to multiply our loaves and fishes, then by all means-!

Voice;

[wilder]

That's one of his powers? Damn, that'd be so useful...!

[ESPECIALLY WITH YOU AROUND]

Can't do that, I'm afraid. I could show you wings though.

Voice;

[debtor]

Jesus didn't have wings—

nor have you!

Voice;

[wilder]

Do you know what equivalent even means?

And yeah I do.

Voice;

[debtor]

[He'll get back to the wing thing in a second,]

Are you God?

Voice;

[wilder]

God?

Uh no? We worship a goddess anyway.

Voice;

[debtor]

Then you aren't 'equivalent.' [Glad we resolved that.]

If you've got wings, where are they?

Voice;

[wilder]

Uh, isn't he the son of God? Not your god himself?

I usually keep them hidden.

Voice;

[debtor]

He's part of God. You should do some research next time, before making ridiculous claims.

Hidden where?