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I dunno, I didn't get all the details. I think it's something about believing taking my crystal would either save our world or bring back his dead friend? One of those two.

Edited 2013-08-12 05:34 (UTC)

[What is happening here.]

Your crystal? Why would he ever believe that...?

[Oh just your roommate is a freak everyone wants dead. News at 11]

Not sure- maybe he heard some rumor about it somewhere. Wouldn't be the first time someone's thought me or my crystal had some crazy ability.

That's completely insane! What are you going to do about this man-!?

Yeah, tell me about it.

[you can almost hear the shrug in his voice] Well Emil seems to think he might not try anything here. But if he does, I guess I'll just have to kick his ass or something.

Be careful-!

[NO DYING OR ANYTHING you might make Sophie cry.]

Haha, hey! Don't worry about me! I've dealt with plenty of these nutjobs before! It'll be cake.

[ a groan ] I hadn't any idea you were so popular...

Heh...would you believe I'm famous?

[Well, he's wondering now.]

Famous for your crystal?

Sorta. The crystal's proof of my birthright.

[ yer what now ]

What birthright?

Well, I'm not sure Earth has the same sorta status...

But I could try to think of an equivalent if you really wanna know?

Er, all right.

[He makes a "nngh" as he thinks]

Oh- I know. You know that one guy in Christian religion- I think his name is Jesus Christ?

He's pretty close to it.

Edited 2013-08-14 05:38 (UTC)

[whaT THE

FUCK]

No, you're not.

[he laughs]

Hey, sure I am! Is it that hard to believe?

[HE CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING OR LEGITIMATELY DELUSIONAL OR JUST CONFUSED.]

You are not like Jesus Christ.

[Allen's a terrible Catholic but COME ON.]

[Mix of truth and trolling man. A beautiful mix]

Jeez, you're heavy in the denial there- don't hurt yourself there kiddo.

I mean, do you want me to prove it somehow? I mean it's easier people think I'm a regular guy here- but if since you've been my roommate for so long and all...

[He's leaning towards 'delusional.']

If you want to multiply our loaves and fishes, then by all means-!

That's one of his powers? Damn, that'd be so useful...!

[ESPECIALLY WITH YOU AROUND]

Can't do that, I'm afraid. I could show you wings though.

Edited 2013-08-14 06:18 (UTC)

Jesus didn't have wings—

nor have you!

Do you know what equivalent even means?

And yeah I do.

[He'll get back to the wing thing in a second,]

Are you God?

God?

Uh no? We worship a goddess anyway.

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